Incoming Transmission Stop The 2023 Hardball via Hardcore Seattle Mariners Offseason Plan Stop
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By HVH Communication Specialists, 16 October, 2022
HVH HAS TELEGRAPHED TARGETS STOP
MARINERS CAN CONTEND FOR WORLD SERIES STOP
NEED MORE ESTABLISHED HELP STOP
FREE AGENCY HAS BEST OPTIONS STOP
TRADES SHOULD BE LIMITED STOP
PAYROLL MUST BE INCREASED STOP
ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY MILLION SUGGESTED STOP
PLAN TO FOLLOW STOP
FREE AGENT TARGETS STOP
BRANDON NIMMO OF SEVEN YEARS ONE HUNDRED SIXTY ONE MILLION STOP
TREA TURNER SS 2B EIGHT YEARS TWO HUNDRED SEVENTY TWO MILLION STOP
JOC PEDERSON OF THREE YEARS TWENTY SEVEN MILLION STOP
MATT KROOK LHP STOP
JUSTIN WILSON LHP STOP
DONNY SANDS C STOP
MITCHELL TOLMAN INF STOP
TRADE TARGETS STOP
JESSE WINKER DH AND CHRIS FLEXEN RHP TO BALTIMORE KEEGAN AKIN LHP TO SEATTLE STOP
KYLE LEWIS OF TO SAN DIEGO JAY GROOME LHP TO SEATTLE STOP
EXTENSIONS STOP
MITCH HANIGER RF THREE YEARS TWENTY SEVEN MILLION STOP
NON TENDER CANDIDATES STOP
RYAN BORUCKI LHP STOP
JUSTUS SHEFFIELD STOP
PAYROLL STOP
APPROXIMATELY ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY SEVEN MILLION WITH ALL SALARIES DEAD MONEY AND BUYOUTS INCLUDED STOP
LINEUP STOP
JULIO RODRIGUEZ CF STOP
TREA TURNER 2B STOP
JOC PEDERSON DH L STOP
EUGENIO SUAREZ 3B STOP
TY FRANCE 1B STOP
CAL RALEIGH C S STOP
MITCH HANIGER RF STOP
JP CRAWFORD SS L STOP
BENCH STOP
DYLAN MOORE SAM HAGGERTY TOM MURPHY LUIS TORRENS STOP
ROTATION STOP
LUIS CASTILLO STOP
LOGAN GILBERT STOP
ROBBIE RAY L STOP
GEORGE KIRBY STOP
MARCO GONZALES L STOP
BULLPEN STOP
PAUL SEWALD STOP
DIEGO CASTILLO STOP
ANDRES MUNOZ STOP
CASEY SADLER STOP
PENN MURFEE STOP
ERIK SWANSON STOP
MATT FESTA STOP
KEEGAN AKIN L STOP
NOTABLE MINOR LEAGUERS STOP
JARRED KELENIC TAYLOR TRAMMELL EVAN WHITE ABRAHAM TORO DONNY SANDS MITCHELL TOLMAN CADE MARLOWE JOE ROSS EMMERSON HANCOCK TAYLOR DOLLARD BRYCE MILLER MATT KROOK MATT BRASH JUSTIN WILSON JAY GROOME ISAIAH CAMPBELL TRAVIS KUHN PRELANDER BERROA BRYAN WOO STOP
NOTES STOP
WE ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN STOP
OVERREACTIONS WILL BE MET WITH HUMOR AND INSULTS ACCORDINGLY STOP
RATIONAL REACTIONS WILL BE MET WITH HUMOR AND INSULTS ACCORDINGLY STOP
EXPLANATIONS TO FOLLOW IN COMMENTS STOP
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