Divine Intervention: The 2026 HVH[HH] Seattle Mariners Offseason Plan
Depiction of the baseball gods presenting Stevil with the decalogue for the Mariners' 2026 offseason. By Stevil, 7 November, 2025 A.D. Following the Mariners' exodus from the postseason, I ascended through the clouds to the summit of Mount Rainier on a divine quest representing the house that Griffey built. The baseball gods descended from the heavens in fire and through the smoke they have spoken to thee. They wish to convey instructions for the Mariners' ownership, front office, and fans to follow this offseason—which must be honored and obeyed — and under no circumstances be circumvented or delayed. These are their ten commandments...
